Bimaari hun mein… VIRAL mera naam…!!!

 

 

 

Yeh hai Mr Viral Kumar
Cricket ki duniya ka inko bukhaar.
Bhogle ke samne kai baar maara chauka,
Lekin gadhe Dassani ne har baar gawaya mauka…

Ladkiyon ki field mein par rahe, gadhe se bhi neeche
koi haath na aayi, pade ye sabke peeche.
PT ke bahane Dassani ne pehle Luna, fir Luna pe Bhawna ghumaayi,
Inke hisse sirf BUDDHE ka budhapa aur CHUGGI ki badbu aayi…

Inke liye rahi, no position khaali
MNIT le ke aayi, haaye ri kismat saali.
jis ladki ko pasand kiya wo senior nikli,
jis ladki ko dil diya, wo junior thi hamari…

5/48 mein baith kar dekhi har love story,
Par Viral the hamare, on his own road to glory.
One day while scribbling on a desk about his kind of naari,
soch rahe the reh na jaaye kahin umar-bhar brahmchaari.

Tabhi inke mann mein, Ek chinki ubhar aayi…
Aur kismat ka khel hua, Samsung college aayi.
GOUTAM bola, “yaar, suna hai samsung mein chinkiyan badi mast hain”
wahan jaa ke pata chala ki wahan ki sabhi lines wyast hain.

Samsung pahunch ke Viral ne full on aandhi machaayi
Sabse pehle wahan pe, wahin ki ek BULBUL fasai.
Korea tak ki galiyon mein tha Viral aur BULBUL ka charcha,
Jab first time out of budget hua, kanjoos Viral ka kharcha.

Tab samajh mein aaya ki girana hoga thoda standard,
uunchi dukaan ke hote hain pakwaan pheekey,
LA-PEDOROSA pe sawaar ho nikle bangalore ki traraf..
jahan sadak pe padi hui thi SAMANT, free ki daaru pee ke.

Aaj bhi hai pakde ye umeed ki dori,
Don’t lose hope, fasegi SAMANT jaisi chori.
Jisne seekha inse, life mein kabhi bhi na jhukna
2011 mein milega bhaiyya, IIM C se dugna…!!

My CGPA is 9.99, …biyatch!!

Still guessing!! Isn’t it obvious?? Our comeback victim is the one and only, Prachi Sonthalia!!

Here are a few tit-bits about this voracious grade-getter of our class…

Did you know?

1. She has been nominated for the Guinness World Records for having the most number of adopted brothers in an institute campus… Wherever you go, her rakhi follows… 😛

2. If she and Einstein were to start reading the Theory of Relativity at the same time, she would finish first… and make notes too!!

3. She has redefined size 0 so much, that 0 thinks it’s value is -40 (:-o)

4. She is learning Taekwondo to keep away all the guys who are stalking her, especially the ones with a CGPA of less than 9.36… She’s gotten so much into fighting that she was recognized by the CWG as the most regular spectator for the boxing matches… (actually she was the ONLY spectator)

5. She secretly admires Sanjay Sharma for his guts!! (The dude yeti had the balls to give her only an A, when every other prof gave her an A+, including Sahula!!)

6. She hides her face when someone is taking her pic, not out of shyness, but to protect the cameraman from going blind due to overexposure to her pure awesomeness!!

any many more…

This is how her face must be after reading this!! 😛

P.S : This time we will be giving away The Awesome Comment Prize to the person coming up with the best one-liner or tit-bit about Prachi… Let the commenting begin… 😛

Down the Memory Lane

A while ago, I was browsing through my browser bookmarks and found a hardly used one, ‘Balanisisred’ – our class blog. Deciding to revisit those wonderful times, I started reading the articles and went on to read the mails that were sent to inform everyone about the butchering that was to happen online. Shockingly, I was smitten with a far greater sense of nostalgia than I expected. Bowled over by this gripping emotion, tempted by the exaltment in screwing people, inspired by the rejuvenating comments, forcefully driven by my need to take revenge… hold on!! That was a fucking overdose of meaningless, unnecessary adjectives!! Basically, I was jobless and so wrote down all the thoughts that sprung up in my head about the blog. So, here goes…

– It was during one of our long walks back to the hostel that the idea of a batch blog sprouted. This was the 7th semester, a group of us were walking back after Sahula’s exam discussing how badly each one had performed. There was this sudden gush of oneness amongst us when we realised that we are going to either sail or sink TOGETHER!! It was then that I suggested the idea, and there was quite a good response form the gang, especially Aviral and Mishra.

– During that Dec vacation, on yet another jobless night, I created a blog in blogspot (urfriendlyneighbour or some similar shit) and was discussing with mishra about what r password must be and we came up with ‘Balanisisred’. Finding this very amusing and fitting, we decided to name the blog thus and shift to wordpress just to explore.

– We decided to start on the first day of the last sem, but Srimann’s unfortunate demise put it on the sidelines.

– Once we started, we were on the lookout for our first victim, and the choice was obvious to both of us – ASHWIN CT – the maiden BAKRA. By the way guys, CT knew all about the blog right from its inception, and was sporting enough to be fucked first.

– The rest was an amazing journey of teasing, gossip and guess work about who we were.

– An interesting thing that came up was – Imran’s plan to start a blog called ‘Haykins is also RED’ to tease balanisisred. A not so nice thing was balanisWTF.

– After the first post, we sent out a warning mail asking people to comment… just to check how it was working, I went to Prakhar’s room and started a discussion abt the same. The guy was pretty worried and almost convinced himself that he would be the first vicitm. When he eventually commented on CT’s post, I was in his room responding to his comments as the blogger, enjoying his every expression. Guys, he was worried and it showed clearly. He read through his comment several times to make sure there was nothing screwable about it. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

– There were a lot of blogs that sprung up trying to imitate us, but couldn’t manage to keep up (thanks to the boring classmates they had!!). Had it not been for our wonderful batch, guess the idea would not have rubbed off this well!! Thank you all!!

– The sole reason for me to have done all the bullshitting in the previous paras, was to get the batch in touch again… So guys please comment and update others on your statuses (esp on your love life)

To finish off in Olypmic Style – <thunderous voice> “Let the commenting begin”…

One spoiler in store – our first comeback victim will be “MISHRA”… Dear Mishra – may you spend the next few days wondering how bad I am gonna screw you… There is spilt blood that needs accounting for… Here’s wishing you one torrid week in office… mmmuuuaahhhh!!

nostalgic!!

great job madhu… super nice assortment of profile pics… esp in roll number order…

MAY THE COMMENTING BEGIN!!!

Praddy(The Haathi)Maddy@Gmail.com…!!

 

Notice: The MNIT zoo is missing a Baby Elephant… it was a gift from Chennai to MNIT. And looking at the popularity of our blog, they have asked us to put this short notice for u guys… please help them find the calf. Following text might be of some help:

CHARACTERSTIC FEATURES:

Physical Appearence: Body terrain is extremely rough with a lot of peaks and curves… and has been made more harsh by the constant ‘not bathing today coz it’s hot’ and ‘not bathing today coz it’s some day of the week’ reasons…

When asked: “when did u last allow something like water to fall on ur body…”,
he replied: “don’t know man how many years… i don’t even play HOLI for same reasons… So, lost track of years”

Body Odour: hmm… two smells actually- his hair smell like socks whenever he is sweating… and his breath reveals what was there in the mess last night.

Skin: very useful in times of exam. u can actually scribble ur notes on his skin with ur nails and find them there anyday… they dont get washed away for the reasons foretold.

Tail: hmm… not exactly a tail but a tongue that wags more than a tail and is used by this creature in front of teachers and those innocent people who dont know what shit he is talking… god knows why… but then that is his characterstic, so had to be mentioned…

Dressing Sense: anything that doesn’t suit him. Actually no manufacturing company till date has been able to come up with a generic design of clothes which suits an elephant that sometimes tries to be human. So, this praddy of ours has tried to come up with his self-manufactured clothes… a white  half-shirt and a grey formal pant… these outfits can fit guys (and even gals) of any size… free size actually- that is how they prefer in jungles of chennai.

[P.S. this can be a reason why electronics is not having its T-shirt yet… he can not see people wearing things which dont come in his size]

and icing on the cake- slippers in class… which normal elephant does that..??

Sense of Humor: limited to saying stuffs like: “I am not joining C-Dot coz its name starts wid ‘C’…”. Did any one laugh while reading this …????
well, that’s all for his sense of humor…

One person he wants to take revenge from:  Varun Lee, coz once this little LEE pointed fingers at him and yelled ‘Look mamma, that football with legs wants to be the next BC!”…

Height and Health:    he he he (for his height)
                            Oh My God…!!  (for his health)
to be exact- some 50 cm in length and 5 metres in diameter…

Best timepass: Making fun of others and then reciting it at thadi…
General Habitat (usually found): this baby elephant can be seen wandering in lab poking his nose in other people’s projects and laughing at them… A Mr. ‘I Know Everything’ attitude which has certainly morphed to Mr. ‘Even If I Dont Know, I Will Show That I Know Everything’….

Viru aur Basanti…!!!

Hey friends!! After the long gap we felt we should start with something special… What cud be more special to us than pabra’s engagement…

We heard that they are a nice pair… Congrats Viru!! Hope you have a great life ahead!! But fortunately,we do not like being this sweet… so we have come up with a conversation between the two of you, mostly made up of scraps u’ve sent her and those she sent u… here goes…

19th march… the day after mid terms…

CHESHTA: Hi sweetu…
VIRENDRA: Hey cheshtu…

C: kaisa hai mera Viru aaj…??
V: mein acha hun… magar tum jyaada sweet ho meri Basanti…

C: nahin tum ho…
V: nahin tum…

C: tum ho ji…
V: nahin ji…tum.

C: kaha na tum… meri baat maan liya karo ji, varna aage achha nahin hoga…
V: @#$%^^&*

C: gud!! gud boy… poore 3 din ho gaye, kahan rehte ho praan-naath…??
V: arey yaar abhi mid-terms the… to isliye time nahin mila apni gulabo se baat karne ka… tum kaisi ho??

C: mein bhi achi hun…

V: aur batao.. pata hai, LNM mein fashion ki pratiyogita mein pratham aaya…
C: congrats pyaare viru…
dekho, sab kuch to sahi hai magar mein ek baat batana chahungi… jo mujhe achi nahin lagi… ye nange hoke ramp pe chalne se koi smart nahin lagta…

V: arey tum nahin samjhogi cheshtu… yahi hota hai.. maine to sabse jyaada kapde pehne the… 🙂

khair, maine to isliye bataya kyunki tum meri zindagi mein aayi aur mein jeet gaya… u are a very lucky girl for me…

C: he he he… wo to mujhse poocho.. tumse shaadi karni pad rahi hai :(… Khair tum kam se kam apni class ke Poonia se to achhe hi ho…

V: tum bhi to meri class ki Mayuri se achhi ho…

C: aur batao aaj kya kiya…
V: kuch nahin…

C: o ji, meri yaad bhi nahin ki kya…??
V: arey wo to ki… wo kaam to mein pal-pal, har-pal karta hun praan-pyaari. Pata hai, aaj maine class mein sabhi ko mithai baati…

C: kisliye ji…
V: o meri bholi cheshtu… yaar meri zindagi ki sabse khushgawar moments ke liye.. jab is december mein meri bali di jaayegi, matlab jab meri shaadi hogi… usi din ki khushiyaan manane ke liye baati mithai…

C: haan… magar sunte ho, hum aapke un bhukkhad mustande doston ko nahin bulaayenge ji apni marriage mein…

V: jaisa tum kaho sweetu… magar wo sab kameene hain, FM samajh ke aa jayenge… aur kuch…??

C: nahi… aur to kuch nahin..
acha ji, aapne to aaj fir us ladki ko bhi mithai khilaai hogi jo aap par line maarti rehti hai…
V: kaun priye… acha wo Suman… nahin. wo lalchi us din mithai khaane ke liye Khoya hai na meri class mein, use hostel mein band karke jaldi chali aayi thi… bechaari poore aadha ghanta late thi… magar maine Suman ko mithai nahin di. Maaangi bhi usne… magar maine nahin di… he he he..!!

C: o mere pyaare Viru.. tum meri feelings ka kitna khayal rakhte ho…
V: Cheshtu, mera kam hi yahi hai… kal.. aaj.. aur kal… mein bas yahi karne ke liye to bana hun…

C: maine tumhaare orkut ke videos dekhe.. aur add kar liye…
V: hmmm… chori kar liye mere videos…

C: abhi to bahut kuch churana hai… (paisa.. property.. he he he!!) mera matlab abhi to dil bhi churana hai…
V: (ohh…!! thank god.. mein samjha paisa.. property) haan haan jaanu.. samajh gaya…

C: achaa viru… chalti hun… mere ko padna hai… pass bhi to hona hai na shaadi se pehle…
V: haan.. jao… magar yar aisa karo apni scrapbuk lock karo.. kyunki agar kisi ne pad li to BALANIS waale blog pe aa jayega….

C: acha wo wala blog… pyaar kiya to darna kya swami.. nahin karungi mein lock… aur acha hai na, wo Suman ko pata bhi to lagna chahiye ki mein aapki hone waali wo hun… wife…!!
 
Aap dariye naa.. mein 10-12 din mein scrapbuk lock kar dungi…

V: (tab kya faayda…) theek hai, mein tumse keh hi kya sakta hun….
chalo bye…

C: bye…
(—3 mins passed—)

c: gaye…
V: nahin…!! tum jao pehle..

C: mere googly woogly woosh.. tum jaao pehle…
V: o meri pyaari cheshtu… meri bholi cheshtu… pehle tum jao…

c: mere sweetest, smartest, brillent, coolest, handsome VIRENDRA… pehle tum jao…
V: nahin meri shona… pehle tum

C: AREY…fir bakwaas kar rahe ho… bhaad mein jao… ab dekhna kya hota hai tumhaare saath december mein tumhaari bali chadne ke baad…

V: sorry praan-priye… mein to mazaak klar raha tha…  bye…

C: (no reply came…)

 

P.S.: hey Virendra… jokes apart… heartiest congratulations to u and Cheshta for getting engaged… Kaaju Katli was awesome…

Here’s a request… please do not tell Cheshta about it… and if u do, please ask her to comment here… she must be desperate to know a lot about her BRILLENT Viru and what better way of understanding u than thru ur own friends who will be commenting here…

and another request: PLEASE DO INVITE US ON UR WEDDING… WE WILL BE WAITING…!!

CONGRATS AND ALL THE BEST…!!

Did you FEEL THE PULSE!!

Another glorious chapter in MNIT history was scripted last weekend. We got to witness a bigger and better organized MST this year. Participation from nearly 20 institutes coupled with new sponsors treading into MNIT waters cemented the event as truly MNIT’s only National Level Event. As the curtains drop on MST and we get back on track with our projects, we thought we would write about r batchmates who were involved in MST ’09.

Anyone who did not see Amit Barik in action has definitely missed their last chance to see our best tennis player set the court on fire. He bludgeoned his way to the finals stomping over opponents as if they were ants. But alas… luck was not on his side in the final hurdle and he lost fighting to the National player from IIT Delhi. @ Amit – you may have lost the gold… but have definitely earned our admiration… We were always ur fans!!

Goutam was at his sublime best keeping the goal for our football team… his commitment was superb and skill praise-worthy… the blog he wrote for the MST sports chronicle reflected his energy and excitement… @ Goutam – you have done us proud…

Srinivas, who has proved beyond doubt his skill, captained the TT team… but unexpectedly we lost…  

Chetna Samant was a part of the Scribbles team that brought out the newsletter giving us session to session updates… d chants were cool… d thing on BITS was great… hope we get to see more of scribbles in the coming months…

There were a few others who were involved in organising the event… Pradyot and Suhit headed the marketing team, Ashwin was incharge of the souvenir and Hanuman was looking after the accomodation… good job guys!!! All the visiting teams were satisified with the facilities and arrangements… Overall… it was one heck of an event!!!

It would only be apt to sum up by saying – ‘Sports do not build Character. They reveal it…!!!’

[P.S.] Here is an attempt to make the blog an actual window for all of us to meet and discuss… We propose that we design a branch T-Shirt… not for us to show off in the campus… but for us to treasure once we leave… A few guys have already been working on the idea… Lee, Goutam, Aviral etc… This is not to steal the limelight from them… but to just provide them a platform using which they can collect everyone’s ideas…

Why should boys have all the fun??

disclamer: although this is a post for (against) monideepa, in no way is it goin to be as sleepy as she is… !!

Monideepa Roy

The lassie from bengal who is always late to class… it doesn’t matter when the class is… be it 8 or 9 or 10… she always manages to come atleast 10 mins before it is over…

The only girl to have taken up FPGA… this gets us wondering… “does she adore the lecturer so much?”… but all u get as an answer is a dead (not deadly) smile…

Heard she sings well but the problem is that the judges can’t hear her sing on stage… ppl are still researching on mics dat can sense such feeble sounds…

Beauty tips: ask Ashish (bhaisaab)

Nick names : moni (rhymes with khooni),  moya (khoya..!!),

Character resemblance : lulu (from the little lulu show)

Verdict : ‘a dainty darling living in her own world and in bad need of a louder voice.’

@ moinideepa: to be in ur company is as good as being alone… please be more lively when u are with someone… and also, look after ashish…

Awesome Threesome!!!

 

The class’ three musketeers : “the manoj jonwal”, “the pawan jain” and “the rakesh sisodia”… u can find them together at all times… be it at the mess, in the class, at the ground, at the gym, at thadi, while studying, watching movies, boozing, smoking or cheating…

Possibly the top three in the class who have no clue about what they are writing in exams… but only know that they are giving correct answers… look under their watch, in their collar, behind the calculator, on the bench, in the folds of sleeves, between fingers, belt, shoes, socks, pen, pen cap, refill… there isn’t a single place where they don’t hide chits… u guys are simply impossible!!!

Dear musketeers, bird(girl) watching may be a team sport… but impressing a girl is not… this threesome image of yours is ruining ur chances of being with a girl… “teen tigada, kaam bigaada”… keep away from each other a little, girls are not gonna come to u guys in triplets… 

Beauty Tips : brush more often (teeth are expected to be white in colour), buy proper skin tight T-shirts… do not use school kids’ ones to show off  your physique… 

Character Resemblance : the three monkeys…

Verdict  :  ‘a triple tag team that desperately requires some intelligence and counselling for their love life’

@ manoj : oye… please yaar, tere paann ki peek se anuragi bahut pareshaan rehta hai… look after him…

@ pawan : develope some teaching skills not cheating skills, guys complain a lot about it…

@ rakesh : smile a little when u are wid others… :X

First Blood!!!

ASHWIN C T

The chap from the south who claims to be a complete Indian just because he has lived in 6 different states… CT u need to stop cracking such fattas if u want us to believe that there is atleast a minutae of intelligence left in the peanut sized brain of urs… ur PJs are intolerable…

email id: dash****@gmail.com… is that an email ID at all?? If I were to fill in the dash… it wud be jackass****@gmail.com
Character Resemblance: Baloo, the bear (from mowgli)
Beauty Tips: trim your hair and your tummy.
Also, not combing ur hair doesn’t make u luk like abdul kalaam.. it makes u luk like *****
verdict :  ‘a romantically challenged bunch of talent buried deep inside a lot of fat’

 @ ashwin : don’t bother mishra and gautam too much about the project… they have better things to do…